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The Iron Sandwich

A delicacy to some, but repulsive to most. The act of eating a chick's box while she is on her period. The taste is similar to that of a Flintstone Vitamin, which is notoriously rich in iron.

Bill: Let's grab a bite to eat. I'm starved.
Alex: I'm cool. I just left Natasha's; she fed me The Iron Sandwich. I swear she's had her period for three weeks. I actually feel like going to the gym.

Bill: You're an animal, Alex.
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by the eyeball July 16, 2013
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fried turd sandwich

A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.
He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!
by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023
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Shit Sandwich

A 'SHIT SANDWICH' is a method of delivering some bad news, advice, or a rejection of someone's idea(s).

It is designed to make the bad news, advice or rejection more palatable, easier to take, and/or easier on the receiving party.

It is used to ensure the the person hearing the bad news, advice or rejection actually listens to what is being said so they can eat and digest it...

You want someone to eat the 'Shit' (bad news), you serve it between two lovely slices of bread.. hence 'Shit Sandwich'
George is just about to be sacked....

Hi George,

You've been with us for over 20 years and you've been a fantastic member of our team. You've dedicated so much of your own time its unbelieveable. You are a real credit.

The company needs to cut back and as you are so close to retirement it was felt that you'd be the ideal one to step down. Free up some of your time to do things you want to do.

Think of all the positive things you can now do with that dear wife of yours. She can fianlly spend some quality time with you, and you can take that Cruise you've always said you'd take her on. I envy you George.

Thats a 'Shit Sandwich'......

Not - Hi George, your Fired.....
by q0j0p April 10, 2010
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waitress sandwich

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.
The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.
by TedFan85 August 31, 2013
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Sandwichable

A word to describe someone is cute/buff who likely to be hugged by at least two friends at the same time (sandwiched).
Why did you two hug him at the same time?

Because he is so sandwichable
by Manly dragon May 24, 2016
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Senior citizen sandwich

GUY 1: so how was bingo last night?

GUY 2: Awesome I brought home two hot GILFs and I got myself in the middle of a senior citizen sandwich!
by Salvador Dolly Parton January 21, 2013
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Apricot Sandwich

A vague sexual reference that actually has no meaning whatsoever. Used for confusing naive or gullible people.
guy1: Dude, I had a sweet apricot sandwich last night!
guy2: Are you using obscure sexual references again?
by Mr. E. Anonymous January 11, 2007
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