Ruslan Fedotenko

Who? Who's Ruslan Fedotenko? I've never seen him before.

Me: Stupid Ruslan Fedotenko.....
Matt: Wait, when did the Penguins get a player named Fedotenko? I haven't seen him in these playoffs.

by SectionE13 August 30, 2010

Ruslin

Jeff's Car, its the shiz, its like rustling in the bush

like a turtle ruslin on a salmon

by Jaydizzlefizzle February 4, 2010

butt rustler

a term used to describe the act on anal sex

" chunks is a butt rustler "

" did you hear?, chunks was but rustling all night "

by cuntman3000 November 18, 2011

rustled my jimmies

as others have stated: something has angered, upset, annoyed, aroused you
this is more of a side note on origin - I suspect the phrase was a spontaneous misquote of a line from the Weezer song "Say It Ain't So" ("...flip on the telly/ wrestle with Jimmy...")

man, that pic was disgusting.
yeah, that one rustled my jimmies

by kingprout1 September 2, 2015

results oriented

Judging something based on the result instead of the actual action.

Rusty "You threw that and it hit me in the eye. You are such an asshole"

Alex "You are only mad because you got hit in the eye, not because I threw it. Stop being so Results Oriented.

by Fbaum-Rules February 28, 2008

Russlan

It is an anoying male human. Posibly the most anoying one because:

1.Has a really squeaky voice like a hamster, rabbit or any small creature.

2.Talks, acts and looks like a girl.

3. Can easily piss off any person very easily.

"Naraman is acting like a Russlan and he wouldn't shut the hell up!"

by Andre January 6, 2005

rustle up some nosh

to prepare, perhaps quickly and easily a hearty repast.

We just rustled up some nosh

by Andrew Cearns November 26, 2003