Rusty Dunbar

A cracked ass nigga who scored 45 goals for fc barca

This 6’4 250 pound buff nigga called Rusty Dunbar could fuck your mom like there’s no tomorrow, wild Wild West tule.

by Rusty Dunbar October 14, 2021

Rusty Pontoon

When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.

“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend

*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*

“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend

“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend

“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times

by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023

rusty arrow

When you are having sex and you go from Anal sex to vaginal intercourse to intentionally contaminate

Last night I gave this chick a Rusty Arrow now she has Ecoli

by Albatross-Great/PowerfulWizard February 3, 2014

Rusty Pelican

Variation of a Rusty Trombone. While a man is having his balls mouthed from behind/underneath, his partner tucks his balls inside her lower jaw and generously reaches around to give a tug. The male recipient farts causing the rectum-facing ball handler to madly flap her arms in an effort to wave away the noxious gas - resembling a pelican taking flight.

I walked in on Dina and Ben last night right at the gassy crescendo of a Rusty Pelican.

by Odiggz August 17, 2014

Rusty McCumber

A sexual act that involves an unexpected 69. Where the man is unwillingly placed in a position that involves oral sex on the female vagina.

Bob: "Last night i got caught off guard when my gf was giving me head. She swung her body around my dick, and told me to hop to it"--
Bob's Friend--"Dude, you got a Rusty McCumber??!!"

by dirtyPan March 8, 2011

Rusty Biden

When your engaged in a wrestling style grapple and you slip a finger into your opponents butthole.

His ground and pound game was going really well until he received that devastating Rusty Biden. Then it was game over.

by Guido and The Guy April 6, 2019

Rusty Walrus

Stephen tries sex toy

I just used a rusty walrus on my uncle

by Good old John February 14, 2021