rubberband man

A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging smurfette.

Rubberband man theme tune:

Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!

Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?

by cheddarfloor April 30, 2006

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rubberband game

two people use rubberbands and hit the other person with them. first person to quit loses.
RULES: 1. must take turns

2. no re-do's

3. the rubberband must NOT be broken and has to be

turned inside out so it looks like an A
FOUNDED BY RORY BRADLEY AND BRETT BAKER

did you see his arm? they were playing the rubberband game and JOSE def won.

by boredBOYatSCHOOL May 3, 2010

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Rubberbanding

When you pull a girls ass apart really far and let it go.

That clapping you heard in the bedroom was me rubberbanding that bitch.

by ISatOnJesus May 25, 2015

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rubberband man

Someone who is able to go down on himself.

Felatio for one...

Chris was early for his speed date with the rubberband man.

by pseudonomyous May 21, 2004

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Rubberband

Another acronym that submariner's use, similar to FTN and PAPERCLIP Used to display one's disgruntled, jaded attitude towards Big Navy's disregard for an individual's (mainly junior sailor's) well-being.

Stands for:

Remember
Underway
Bullshit
Brings
Everyone
Regret
Be
A
Non-reenlisting
Dude

Khaki: What's with the rubberband?
Blueshirt: Oh this? Uhh... I didn't realize I still had it
Khaki: You've had it on your wrist for almost all of WestPac
Blueshirt: ...

by Dirty Blueshirt June 9, 2008

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