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Slut Glut Rut

a condition whereby a male celebrity is so burned out from all the fawning attention that he no longer receives any stimulation from a bikini model slipping her room key into his pocket
Bouncer: Johnny, nice set.
Rockstar: Thank’s, man.
Bouncer: By the way, that hottie in the front row wanted me to give you her phone number.
Rockstar: Nah, you keep it. I think I’m stuck in a slut glut rut.
by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020
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rut tut tut

1. Textual sound made by a drummer in a children's book published in early 1970s with interesting psuedo-psychadelic pictures.

2. Short smooth wooden stick or pole, 2.5 to 3 inches in length, approximately a half-inch in diamter, painted in red and black swirl stripes, like the pattern of a common candy-cane, with no particular use.

3. The beginning of a childishly humorous phrase often voiced by young gradeschool-aged children, which procedes "... I found my butt inside of a liberty gut."
Rut tut tut, I found my butt inside of a liberty gut.
by P'tainz January 25, 2013
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New Rule of Thumb

The new rule of thumb is the publicly sanctioned male violence against women that do not comply with the current ideology. The Biden administration has exacerbated this by claiming attacks on certain groups.
Swimmer Riley Gaines just got assaulted by a male for speaking up about women’s rights. This day and age, the new rule of thumb allows males to beat women for speaking.
by Le11223344 April 7, 2023
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Russian Reactive Armour

It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.
The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.
by O. W. Tongueincheek March 23, 2023
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Rule of Oprah

A rule that simply states that if the opportunity to consensually fornicate with a woman of utmost clout (e.g., Oprah) comes along, it is your civic duty to do so.
Nate: Dude…Janet Reno…Would ya?

Corey: Well, I guess I kinda have to since she’s technically Rule of Oprah.
by MasturNater December 17, 2021
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tuck and rub

Joe: She better give me a tuck and rub when I check out
Mike: what?
Joe: a tuck and rub? Yeah no idea, heard it in a YouTube video.

Mike: well I want one too!

Cashier: your total is $14.67.
Joe: thanks

Cashier: have a good day

Joe: now I’m upset.
Mike: You’re upset cause you didn’t get something that you don’t know of.
Joe: yes.
Mike: sounds about right.
by Subscribe to 16Bitboy on YT March 19, 2021
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Rule 169

Rule 169

If it exists, there is a horror story or creepypasta made of it.
Alex: I love butterflies! ^-^

Vy: Geez I guess you haven't seen the Attack of the Eye Eating Butterflies yet...

Alex: Wtf that's a thing?!

Vy: Rule 169 dude...
by Vy8 September 7, 2019
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