ROSTER

A person who has sex or talks to multiple people or send nudes to multiple people and gives the same energy as they give one person in there phone

They fuck multiple people in a year or they send nudes or they self to hella people

Damn he or she fine i gotta add them to my roster ASAP

by Hoeee goddd October 29, 2020

Rosterbating

Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.

Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?

Jeff: Um, nothing...

Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?

Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---

Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.

by jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh September 16, 2010

Pedro Rosselló

A former pediatric surgeon, Pedro Juan Rosselló became the most corrupt governor the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico has ever had. He lead the country into bankrupcy and fled to Virginia. After loosing a primary election in March 2008, Puerto Rico has been able to enjoy one thing: the absense of Rosselló from public life.

Tú ere' má' pillo que Pedro Rosselló y lo' cuarenta ladrone'.

by guativiri June 1, 2011

rossed

To be ridiculed behind your back by people you thought were your good friends, who were in fact, childish and immature and can’t own up to the fact that they are jackals the moment your turn your back and will throw any insult because it makes them feel superior when instead true people are up front about their feelings and aren’t two-faced cowards, and true friends will stick with you without comments behind your back despite your flaws and if not they’re not your friends and have no business knowing you.

"Rossed means you played well, it's nothing bad"

by truesome January 9, 2006

Trouser Rouser

A phrase used when you see a very hot female/ male (depending on if you are gay are straight as a gate) Well anyways back to the def, you start getting an erection and its just getting bigger and bigger and bigger, and all of the sudden you hear a "rip". and you notice that you boxers are ripped from your big ass boner.

"Omg did you see that hot guy... omg i think i have a trouser rouser."

by Slimslope May 22, 2006

rossell

The name of a person who is pretty introverted and doesn’t talk much but is a really genuine person who is intelligent, kind and super funny. They love to play video games but rage very bad at them.

Rossell told me a funny joke whilst raging at destiny 2.

by Namergamer420 May 16, 2021

Dirty Rossell

When a woman who makes at least three times more money than her partner demands to fuck him in the ass with a strap on. When she is done, she rubs the dildo on his lips, giving the impression that he is wearing chocolate flavored lip gloss.

Jim came home late from the 49er game and his wife was so pissed that she gave him a dirty rossell.

by JCarino October 4, 2006