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poser rocker

someone who doesn't know the difference between alternative rock, classic rock, heavy metal, death metal, pop punk, nu metal and possibly even indie. however, this poser will buy a guitar and take up lessons, in a way that will make you cringe seen as 90% of guys have alrealdy jumped on this bandwagon already. they act like they're really 'kwl' and go around proclaiming how good 'rock' is and telling everyone to listen to some 'decent' music, when they dont even know what theyre talking about. their music taste will probably change in a year anyway!!
Poser rocker Michael: arrr what you listening to Bob Dylan for, listen to some proper rock lololol how about Disturbed, they're awesome dude!!! or Sum41, rock on man!!!

Me: ARRRRRGHHHHHH p. off you poser rocker, do you realise you cliche you are?!?!
by tipp-ex April 18, 2009
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head rocker

tobacco mixed with weed in a bong is a head rocker.
tobacco hightens the intensity when mixed with weed in a bong. tastes best in layers. you get the full intensity of your high immediately after hitting the bong toke...
gives you the same intense high as crack...minus the crack. thus giving it the name rocker.
just another term for tobacco.
1: yo..u got n e head rocker?
2: hells yea ... i gots a pouch.
1: pass that shit g... i need to get rockin'

or..
1: did u see that sucka puke after that rocker hoot...haha fucking pansy.
by Captain Chronic October 27, 2006
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C-Rocker

("see-rockur")also pronounced ("see-rocka")
Someone who mentally still lives in the 1980's-early 1990's era of large hair,Wild parties, past Drinking and drugging,womanizing, Harleys, fast cars, ocassional problems with the law and absolutely no plans to change it.
It can be a good thing and also very bad.

(noun.,verb.,adjective.)
Derived from "cock-rocker"

invented in 1992.
"Quit actin like a C-Rockerdude" Noun.
"Man that party was C-Rock as hell!" ADJ.
"We were acting like some seriousC-Rockers at the club brother!"

ex. If Poison or Motley Crue would do it, it is probably C-Rock.
by PHI H. December 8, 2007
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Block Rocker

Description of a large (i.e. fat), unattractive or otherwise unsavory woman.
Now she's a real block rocker. -or- She's a solid block rockin' whore is an example of the phrase used in adjective form.
by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
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ball rocker

with relation to the shocker, when a man fongles his balls while fingering his asshole and has an extremely small utensil in his penis hole
nathan was doing the ball rocker all day long.
by eric nova February 9, 2008
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Rex Rocker Brown

Pantera/Down/Crowbar bass player 1 of the best in the world
hehe he was called Rex Rocker in the Glam Dayz of Pantera
by liam November 14, 2003
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Bottom Rocker

The lower patch on the back of a motorcycle club's vest, beneath the club's insignia, declaring what territory they claim.
The Hells Angels and Mongols have spilled a lot of blood over the right to wear a "California" bottom rocker, a privilege the Angels assert is theirs alone.
by pirate510 April 6, 2009
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