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ritualistic piss

The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.
John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?

Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
by viperidae February 7, 2024
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Ritualistic

"I'm ritualistic AF!"
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ritujaa

Ritujaa is adorable , seriously one of a kind . She is very lively and loves to talk with her friends and the ones she knows , she makes friends fast with her radiant energy . <3

She loves music , and absolutely loves her best friends / people close to her . She is wonderful in both academics and athletics .

Having Ritujaa in your life is surely a blessing .
I am so happy Ritujaa is my best friend
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african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face
I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up
by eatyouout May 21, 2011
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Herb Ritual

Where the person eats an Herb, and is now an Herb Brother/Herb Sister.
Herb Brother: I partook in the Herb Ritual.
by herb_brother4 August 24, 2016
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Aztec Ritual

When a man is banging a chick on her period, and a blood clot comes out. So he coats his fingers in the blood and uses it was war paint beneath his eyes.
John: Yooo, did you end up banging Liz last night?
Tim: Yea man, she was on her period so I performed an Aztec Ritual.
by Makeitnasty639 January 14, 2017
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