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Lawyer Representing AOL

Guy who thinks complaining about a corporation should be considered "hateful".
She was such a Lawyer Representing AOL today, I wanted to kick her.
by The Great December 14, 2004
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retrosexual

A retrosexual is someone who used to be sexy. Someone who WAS considered sexy in the past, but is presently considered undesirable and unappealing by the general public. An individual may be labeled a retrosexual as a result of many different factors. Rapid aging, botched plastic surgery, or an inability to update his/her style with the current times are some factors that lead someone to be branded a retrosexual. One of the most salient features of the retrosexual, is that they were 'hot' or at their peak of desirability in a given era. They exemplify the style of the time period in which they were deemed sexy, but today they only appear as a sad timecapsule of a bygone era.
Particular examples of retrosexuals are as follows: Elizabeth Taylor, Mick Jagger, Burt Reynolds, Farrah Fawcett, Willie Ames, Leif Garret, Jared Leto, Axel Rose, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, and more recently, Brittney Spears.

A usage example: "Professor Jones would have been hot when he was younger. His peak must have been in the early 90s because he's still wearing cosby sweaters, checkered blazers, and an earring... what a retrosexual!"
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Retrovention

When some one not only makes a bad invention, they make it worse then some thing that is already exists.
'God this new vista OS is a propa Retrovention!'
by jeddo1512 February 28, 2008
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Retrosexual

Someone who does it 'old school'
That bloke doesn't have his eyebrows threaded and he isn't even wearing his hair in a bun...
Yeah that because he's a retrosexual, not a moisturising wet wipe
by Duttbag August 9, 2019
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Ginger representation day

March 2nd
A day to show love to all your ginger friends.
Oh yea today is ginger representation day, go show Kylee some love!
by Lovleybitch2019 March 2, 2021
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retrosexual

Someone who has sex with past sexual partners. A guy who has sex with his ex-girlfriends on a more or less regular basis may be considered a retrosexual.
"Whoa, Patrick is such a retrosexual, all he does is have sex with his ex-girlfriends!"
by n00m September 14, 2008
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Retrosexual

Term used to define a heterosexual male who listens to 1980's Synthpop music that, all though mainstreem at the time, is labelled "gay". A retrosexual is usually a fan of atleast one of the following bands: Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Thompson Twins, Information Society, Tears For Fears, Culture Club, joy division, new order, etc.Also known to hum the mainstream madonna hits. Excuses for this include too much exposure to MTV at a young age, young mother, older sister, or "good taste in music".
Just because i listen to depeche mode doesn't mean i'm gay. Dude, I'm a retrosexual, ask your sister.
by Djduckie August 31, 2005
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