Reading smut

Reading smut is you reading sexual content that make you wanna commit arson.

Did you start reading smut yet bitch?

by Nerdwastaken December 21, 2021

I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

Same as saying, "I feel you."

Cool Person A: "So then, I told the guy that there was no way I would ever consider his lame-ass job, you know?"

Cooler Person B: "Yeah, man. I'm riding that train, reading that book. . ."

by InThaNo August 3, 2007

Reading

rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers

Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.

by JRuby January 15, 2006

Reading

A music festival. Meny people with a similar taste in music meet up, sleep in tents, have a drink, and have a good time. Its nice :)

Reading festival is a good time!!

by YIP87 August 4, 2009

Why am I reading this?

The first words that pop into your head when you read something so indescribably horrid, foul, unhallowed and profane that all your belief in humanity vanishes, replaced with a searing hate of all fanfiction writers and suethors in the civilized universe.
Examples: Harry Potter fanfics, Pokemon fanfics, House of Night fanfics

Let's see... Yeah, I like HoN. Zoey's a Sue, but well... What is this? She can't even write. ZoeyxEric? Unoriginal. Issat a sex sce- why am I reading this?

by Eresh May 12, 2010

Like Reading Braille

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.

"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)

by Brandaminator October 2, 2006

North Reading

Formerly 2/3 farm land in Northeastern Massachusetts. Dialing a phone back in the 70s only consisted of 5 numbers. Now you must dial an area code, exchange, number and press (1) for English. Was once able to ride down the main street on a bike wearing a blindfold while picking your nose. Now in the new millennium there is a Wendy's, Macdonald's and a Wal-Mart with gulls circling around the parking lots. Even though there is multi-million dollar homes you still need the Spanish-English dictionary if you want to buy a burger. Kids bring weapons to school in their parents BMWs or Mercedes and pop oxycontin like candy from a pez dispenser. All the original townies still think it is 1980 and they wear tight jeans and have mullets. All the new rich people are stuck up fucks that think their shit don't stink, and the cross-over people that cut their mullets off became stuck up cunts.

North Reading used to be a nice little town with quiet safe streets, but now it is just an over populated, forest ruining, money hungry Jones following city.

by Dink Weed February 21, 2008