remote revenge

Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.

Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.
When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.
by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010
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remote holiday

A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.
Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!
by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013
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Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.
"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."
by IRSAgents December 28, 2024
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losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
"crap i hate losing the tv remote"
by nintendugh sexy foah February 06, 2025
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Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.
My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.
by sdickiso November 22, 2016
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remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.
The dad gets the remote gloat now.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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remotional

When you keep getting upset about something you should have let go years ago.
I keep getting remotional about my high school girlfriend cheated on me - even though that was over ten years ago.
by ChangeLater May 21, 2017
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