reetz

double definition: 1). extremely fucked up and most likely very sloppy. 2.) actually retarded, or someone being so dumb it makes u mad.

1. my god i got so fuckin reetz last night i fucked dans mom.

2. Portland is not a state it's a city you fuckin reetz fuck.

by White Silk July 23, 2008

Reet

Combination of Yeet and Ree.

"Fucken' reet" - retarded 12 year old.

by Fuckengays April 3, 2019

Reestard

1. -ed: An adjective referring to a person who is addicted to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups or Pieces, often to the point of a potentially harmful sugar rush.

2. A noun referring to a person who is over-the-top hilarious.

1. He ate five packages of Reese's Pieces, and he's been reestarded for the past 20 minutes.

2. That girl is a total reestard, I want to party with her!

by The Big Smuz March 22, 2009

reet then

northern slang for 'ok'

person1 "im going about 3"

person2 "reet then"

by Pocalik May 22, 2004

reetwole

The condition in which one has three testicles, which is also an anatomical dysfunction for those of you who thought otherwise.

Heart attack? I have reetwole! Yes I have three testicles bitch! Reewole.

by Walter Elias Disney September 22, 2006

Reester Rabbit

From Hershey's kitchen. Sophisticated milk chocolate peanut butter bunnies. Filled with Reese's peanut butter.

Reester Rabbits are delicious!

by Timo216 April 6, 2009

recital project

Something dumb

-The supreme ninja

Fanboy: Let's go watch Justin Bieber

Me: Bro, that's so stupid, just like the recital project. I hate Nueva

by Ninjayouknowwhoiam November 27, 2013