Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.

Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.

by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014

realestatefinance

Where you finance real estate with just a few clicks. Mortgages and lines of credit are all incorporated in realestatefinance.

www.realestatefinance.com is the fastest way to quote a rate.

by jerry November 5, 2004

reamed by ricockulousness

A special situation in which you get shot down because some scrawny pansy who's too busy with flowers to find his sexuality comes into the picture. Also: being screwed over to the point of laughter because you realize how dumb people can be

by Jeff Higbee September 2, 2003

rjames

to get something done.

ok i'll rjames that thing

by coupleofcrazyguys July 27, 2010

Remesik

A word to describe a very pretty, awesome female that has an exceptionally kind heart.

Wow that remesik just rescued a litter of puppies.

by jbejj November 7, 2011

ReamerJack

The act of a female sexual partner orally reaming out (eating out) a man's arse, while simultaneously jacking him off. Also synonymous with the phrase RustyTrombone.

Hey look at Mike, the lucky bastard's receiving a nasty ReamerJack" from Lois!

by CowtownCricket November 7, 2014

Realesbianship

A female who is in a lesbian realationship.

A: did you know that Becky is in a realesbianship?
B: really, who's her girlfriend?

by Place_Holder_Name May 20, 2016