RealOta

The lesser-known brand of "super-size" vehicles that are driven by "the really big boys" --- i.e., Bigfoot, Paul Bunyan, etc. --- rather than just ordinary-sized humans... us lowly six-foot mortals have to just drive the "Toy" Ota vehicles, since we're not "big enough" to "safely handle the real thing".

I'd always wondered what kind of logging-truck Paul Bunyan would drive, but now that I've seen photos in the Guinness Book of World Records of the "biggest dump trucks in the world", I have an idea of what Paul's trucks probably look like... I'm guessing that those behemoths must be custom-made by the RealOta Motor Company specially for his use only; regular pint-sized humans like me hafta just drive ToyOtas.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

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relatabait

Clear low-hanging fruit type of post where a lot of people can relate but is for some reason considered an unpopular opinion.

Post: “When your anxiety makes you skip class :P XD”

Person: “I would share, but the post is clear relatabait.”

by arthurevans March 28, 2019

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realtorical

Characteristic of the hype that realtors use to sell property.

My agent took me to some overpriced dump and used her considerable realtorical skills to convince me that it was the best place I could ever hope to afford to live.

by Cynicool July 3, 2020

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Reatarf

Reatarf is a person commonly known as "kae" in the server cumslatt/holy, she is pretty cool and chill n we esex sometimes, she got that good wap iykyk

some random: "whats a reatarf?"
kay: me bitch

by MazzieMazz October 26, 2020

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