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by hour ago July 6, 2021

Skid Random

"Skid Random" A person who is bad at video games and has little to no followers on Instagram.

-Shut the fuck up skid random

by Jester7116 November 22, 2021

Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

rando-sexual

Uttering random, often made-up phrases or doing random things with innuendo to compensate for boredom, lack of a life, or being impotent.

Me at the Thanksgiving table: "Basty, basty, five-dollar. Me baste it long time."

Cousin: "You're such an unoriginal and useless rando-sexual."

by Jonathan Sullenberger December 22, 2016

Rando Snail

A scrub, a random person, a nobody.

Joe - "yo who just joined our lobby?"
Reagan - "I don't know just some rando snail."

by lmfbomaster69 October 5, 2017

Rando Steve

A 24 year old man that for some strange reason is on a group full of 14 year old children and Private messages them because he is a pedo

Omg there is a rando Steve on our group

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020