Rotten shelayle

The sort of penis that shoots poison juice.

His old rotten shelayle sure did ruin Hailey's ass.

by Chaich September 14, 2003

rooter

A particular strain of male white trash, centered around Homer City, Pennsylvania. They are often seen with cans of Cope in their back pockets. The female variety are called called "Rooter-Chicks."

Ex: Check out the rooter with the wallet chain and JNCO jeans.

Ex: Look at that murder of rooters on their way to an ICP concert.

by RKolman January 21, 2010

Roozen

A chapped, dry and red inflammed butthole.

Excuse me everybody I have to take go to the bathroom and take a foamy crap and wipe my roozen

by chris121212 June 1, 2005

Rotten Apple

A song by prominent Seattle-based alternative rock and metal band Alice in Chains. Rotten Apple was recorded in 1993 and is the opening track of Alice in Chains' 1994 EP, Jar of Flies. It is regarded by many Alice In Chains fans as one of their finer songs, and by some to be one of the standout tracks coming out of the alternative movement of the early 1990's.

"I really like that song Rotten Apple."

by The only A I C (Get it?) May 24, 2014

Rotten Scotsman

A "Rotten Scotsman" is acheived when a woman inserts her thumb into a man's anus, squeezing and releasing his testicles with one hand, and sucking and strocking his penis with her mouth and other hand. The action gives the look that she is playing the bagpipes.

Last night when Sue was giving me a blow job, all of sudden she shoved her finger up my ass and sqeezed my balls, all with the same hand. I asked her what the hell she was doing, and she said, "I'm giving you a Rotten Scotsman!"

by Billy Madison June 5, 2003

Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breath

When ones breath smells like they've been chewing on a rotting animal carcass that had been left in the hot sun, combined this with not drinking liquids for a long period of time and you get Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breath.

I once tongue kissed this guy at a party but almost gagged because he had thirsty rotten carcass breath. He needed a drink, a mint and an orthodontist.

by Big Bobby Bacon November 8, 2012

Rooben cube

like a rubik's cube but better. it talks to you and huggles you when you feel lonely! :D

Robert: Hey, I just got this Rooben cube today!
Jane: Omgz, its so fun to play wiff!!!

by Yammins March 6, 2007