The Retards Gambit

The Retard's Gambit is when you hop into a game of ranked Leagued Of Legends and you seemingly get one of the worst fucking players you will ever meet ever in your team (especially high chances of happening in lower elos)

Guy: How was your ranked game bro?
Guy who got hit by The Retards Gambit: Yeah dude it sucked I got hit by The Retard's Gambit

by TheCockBuster July 15, 2020

walking retards

when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other

as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape

person1: ha them 2 have just walked into each other
person2: walking retards!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 11, 2009

retardsionship

A type of relationship that men or usually women are in where neither person is happy, yet they remain together.

Jennifer is in a retardsionship and none of her friends can figure out why.

by Creve January 30, 2010

Varsity Retards

Big nice looking boobs. The opposite of giant flap jack tits with nipples the size of yarmulkes.

Look at the Varsity Retards on that hosehound, I could definitely spend some time with those.

by clarksd September 20, 2008

We ball regardless

When someone says this they mean they’re over their ex but when in real life they aren’t

“Yeah I’m over her we ball regardless” but then still cares about her and wants her back

by Bubbas69 January 20, 2022

regarded

When cum tastes like trash and you want to die cuz it feels like what your about to ingest will make you die or when your boyfriend has sex with his tounge

Ashley: wow he's so regarded
Ashley: *walks up to boy*
Ashley: hey wanna have a regard
Boy: *pulls out tounge*
Boy: let's make out then you can give me a blowjob

by ihateflamenco January 15, 2019

Regardless speech

Having no regard in speech,careless and unmindful in doing speech.

I don't like regardless speech.

by Yousuf Ali March 8, 2008