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latus rectum

The art of spitting inside the rectum of a Latin Woman, and then making her ride your cock. The position is commonly seen to be shaped like a parabola.
I tried the latus rectum on zeeshan last night. she told me that her understanding of 2-d maths has improved ever since.
by senpaikee February 9, 2022
mugGet the latus rectummug.

rectum lips

A person who has lips that look like a butthole or like to touch the butthole
Wow she has some real weird lips they look like a rectum!

Wow did you hear syd likes kissing buttholes while giving blowjobs, those are some rectum lips if you ask me

dont kiss her i heard she has rectum lips!
by c0c0boo October 23, 2013
mugGet the rectum lipsmug.

rectum smoker

An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum
Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!
by drcaligula December 1, 2011
mugGet the rectum smokermug.

rusty rectum

When a jet of rusty water gets shot into your anus.
That jacuzzi just gave me rusty rectum.
by NastyNate1986 April 29, 2016
mugGet the rusty rectummug.

rectum breath

Unflattering nickname for someone with extremely bad breath that fairly accurately replicates the foul odors that are more commonly emitted from the rectum.
Worker 1: "Now, when ever rectum breath comes over to ask me something, I automatically shut down my nose and breathe very carefully out of my mouth."

Worker 2: "I hear that!"
by BamKablam September 15, 2011
mugGet the rectum breathmug.

prehensile rectum

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
by jaybirdlaw April 3, 2016
mugGet the prehensile rectummug.

rectum ralph

When one suffers from extremely explosive diarrhea
Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.
by bs425 March 7, 2015
mugGet the rectum ralphmug.

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