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butt queef

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.
Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!
by The1andonly November 16, 2007
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Queef Muffler

A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent.
She was wearing a queef muffler so as to not be embarassed on her date
by jards nella llea January 14, 2009
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Queef Tickle

When the female species farts from her vaginal region and it stimulates a synthetic orgasm/ random burst of excitement
I thought i made her climax but it was really just a queef tickle!
by ChuckMaster87 January 7, 2017
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Tuna Queef

One of the many scents offered by a womans queef.
A:You smell that?
B:Yeah smells like cod
A:No im pretty sure its a tuna queef.
by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011
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Watery Queef

I made a watery queef last night and it felt weird.
by Dildoqueefer69 December 2, 2013
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explosive queef

When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.
"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"
by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014
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sleepy queef

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness
While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef
by Sleepyqueefin1 July 20, 2016
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