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quarantine masturbation routine

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
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Quarantine

The word 'Quarantine' is beginning to take on a sinister second meaning. In this new sense, it has less to do with protection from any real disease than it has to do with stifiling freedom of speech, assembly and thought. The quarantine is a tool intended to prevent the expression of ideas that pose a challenge to the dominant social group's ill-gotten power, status and cultural hegemomy. It is a catch phrase for malicious efforts by a powerful group to silence inconvenient truths, to oppress and stifle the members of society who are being directly harmed by its agendas.
Chad passed a unilateral bill to quarantine all Asians and men shy of six feet so that he would have uncontested access to a fertile field of stacies
by D Flawless March 27, 2020
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Quarantine

The time of the month when a female is having her period. Resulting in no sex for you.
I thought I was getting some ass last night but she was 'Quarantined'
by Honkytonk Bossman February 16, 2009
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quarantinavirus

a mental condition that can be developed after spending an extended period of time away from any normal social contact
Bruh I've been stuck in this house for two weeks because of that damn coronavirus shidd. I think I might've gotten quarantinavirus.
by quarantinavirusvictim March 20, 2020
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Quarantang

With everyone getting so much quarantang there will be a second baby boom in 9 months.
by Mandy FAC March 24, 2020
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Quarantina

A baby girl concieved during covid-19 quarantine. She has a twin sister by the name Soshal Dastance.
Those cute girls in the class of 2040 are the twins Quarantina and Soshal Dastance
by Soshal Dastance May 7, 2020
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Quarantine bae

a single person who gets together with another single person (usually somebody they know, like and ex) and agrees to do relationship-ish type things during COVID-19 as a result of not being able to date new people
Hey, I know it’s been a while since we broke up, but I’m lonely and since we can’t meet new people right now, will you be my quarantine bae??
by bsh2020 March 25, 2020
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