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pyro psychopath

crazy guy who sets fire to things because of a magical unicorn
by darkdonkey March 17, 2005
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Pyro-Necro-Masochism.

Pyro-fire

Necro- dead, or having sex with dead people

Masochism- enjoying self harm

pyro-necro-masochist: lighting dead bodies on fire while having sex with them and enjoying you're self as you burn with that dead body.
Guy: So I was lighting dead bodies on fire and this guy came and asked if he can have sex with them

Dude: Dude, that guy must be into pyro-necro-masochism.
by an_opheliac March 1, 2009
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pyrochionanthropomaniac

Someone who loves setting fire to snowmen.
DUDE! Put that snowman out! What are you, a pyrochionanthropomaniac or something?
by Imaginary Parsnip March 20, 2017
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anal pyro

1. Someone who enjoys farting on a lighter and burning things doing that.
2. Someone who rams there ass into a bon fire, catches their ass on fire then burns down the yard.
3. Someone who thinks he is going to fart on a fire but then he accidently diarreahs all over it causing a huge methane chemical explosion and burning their asshole.
1. Guy 1: "Dude watch this!"
Guy 2:"ok"
*Guy 1 puts lighter by his ass and farts.*
Guy 2:"holy shit! You lit the gas can on fire! You're such an anal pyro!"

2. The anal pyro rammed his ass against the fire. But then his ass caught on fire! He ran in circles but then his corpse fell and lit the yard on fire.

3. Guy 1: "hey im gonna fart on this fire!"
Guy 2: "go ahead."
*Guy 1 pulls down his pants*

First nothing happened but then a gurgling sound was made.

Guy 1: " uh-oh!"
He tried to pull up his pants but then a brown liquid flew all over the fire and farting sounds filled the ear drums of guy 2!
The fire suddenly made a mushroom cloud and guy 1 was incenerated!
Guy 2: you are a stupid anal pyro!
by pspmiles June 29, 2014
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Pyrodextrous

The weakening of the dominant hand and strengthening of the weaker hand as a result of injury by fire.
An individual is pyrodextrous because of a fire related injury affecting their ambidexterity.

A child who put's his dominant hand in a fire to see what it is, ultimately weakening it. Thus making the other hand more dominant and resulting in ambidexterity through fire.

Some say a defence mechanism against the human inhibition to explore especially into fire.
by FlyingNinja8000 October 17, 2009
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Pyro-recreation

Any unnecessary use of fire for recreational purposes. Finding enjoyment through the use fire. Starting a fire simply for the sake of starting a fire is pyro-recreation.
"Im gonna take my matches and go outside and pyro-recreate". "I pyro-recreate by burning ants with a magnifying glass". "Pyro-recreation in my favorite outdoor activity".
by jbles34 August 24, 2010
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