Ponkpunk

some kind of god I think

A male: hey is that ponkpunk?
A female: oh my god he's so hot

by Yer Heckin' boi May 11, 2018

ponk

Coined by, or at least first recorded in, the works of British author P. G. Wodehouse ca 1923, ponk is an intransitive verb meaning, basically, that something sucks or is really, really crappy.

Wodehouse began using the word in the 1920s when Jazz Age slang was all the rage in England. It is spoken in Series 1, Episode 4 of the BBC comedy, "Blandings," adapted from Wodehouse's "Blandings Castle" book series, 1915-1975.

George, a lad: "Jeepers. Who is this blister?"
Baxter: "I am your tutor, young man.
George: "Tutor? In the summer holidays? Crikey, that ponks."
Connie, George's aunt: "Clarence, have you no authority over this child?"
Clarence, George's uncle: "Well, it does ponk."

by rethinker April 19, 2019

ponkswife

literally one of the best people on earth, part of the best mcyttiktok friendgroup

person 1: „have u seen ponkswife‘s new video?

person 2: „ofc man, im their biggest fan“

by clayverse August 9, 2021

Pwink

An person using something other than their eye to wink at another person to attract sexual attention; usually unwanted.

“Did he just use his catheter bag hole to Pwink at you?” “Yeah, and I think I liked it.”

by River Cabin Boy #5 February 8, 2022

phonken

When your just tryna get phonky and you just start phonken😎 it

-“bro this party is so Lame i just wanna get phonky”
-“bro ignore the Lame and just start phonken😎”

*starts phonken😎 aggresively”

by phonk daddy May 19, 2022

PhonkyShark

Spanish Roblox Audio Maker
Hes also a meme of a dog dancing oh yeah PhonkyShark
Its a own name

PhonkyShark Made this

by D4SHIIE June 30, 2022

Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person

"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"

by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014