Putin's Puppet

Anyone who questions American corporate power and world hegemony.

Steve: Hey, this whole thing about Democratic party leaders saying that puppy memes by a marketing Russian troll factory unconnected to the Russian government, seen by around 21000 people is on par with 9/11 or Pearl Harbour in international warfare seems a little overblown to me.
Dave: Steve! You've become Putin's Puppet!!! I'm turning you into the authorities.
Steve: C'mon Dave! I just want to prevent innocent people being killed in a brutal, totally unjustified war?!
Dave: Putin's Puppet!!!

by Denim Bucket Sheik February 26, 2018

Vladimir Putin

Some thirsty ass mofo who wants world domination

Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 1, 2022

vladimir putin

Donald Trumps Dad

wow, did you see Vladimir Putin yesterday

by talos gamer February 22, 2017

Putin hub

A website that showcases pornography videos of our beloved Russian man Putin himself

What are you doing step putin

Oh im just watching some putin hub

by Putin loverxoxo October 31, 2021

Putin Number

A deadly or evil number on the manpower and military equipment, or on the timing of a kidnapping, terrorist attack, or foreign invasion, that Dictator Vladimir Putin would get from his military advisers in order for Russian forces, spies, terrorists, or mercenaries to cause the most damage to their political foes or to any anti-Russia or anti-Putin nations.

Be it in poisoning political foes living in foreign lands, sending extra mercenaries to Ukraine, or shipping ammunition to keep rogue leaders in power, all these evil acts require an optimal Putin number to minimize failure and avoid global embarrassment.

by Covido March 5, 2022

papa putin

papa putin is a great man who is very hot, nice and lovable.
he drinks vodka every day and cares for russia like a good father.

have you heard of our father?
yes, his name is papa putin!

by papa's prophet February 20, 2019

Vladimir Putin

A dictator that Donald Trump admires; the only person off-limits to Trump's attacks.

Q: What is 12 inches long and hangs between Vladimir Putin's legs?
A: Donald Trump's tie

by BlueJersey November 6, 2017