Pretastiche

The absolute best of the best, Top Gun. Can relate to anything in any field as long as it is the undisputed Number 1.

Max "Did you see that bird I was with the other night?"
Jon "Yeah man, she was pretastiche, well done son!"

by That Guy Babaganoosh November 7, 2006

Pretendependent

Adult children living at home while pretending to be self sufficient.

Pretendependent is like my 23 year old daughter, who lives at home, but wants to act like she is on her own.
Daughter: "I can come home at anytime of the night I want to, I'm an adult!"
Parent: "Of course you can, when you have your own place, in the mean time please check the name on the property title, my house, my rules."

by jdtam September 1, 2010

Pretend Anal

When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.

She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.

by Ass Master Mumford October 9, 2015

plurethics

plurethics, is the stand point within a society, in the adapting of a divers variant of social ethical values and norms within its social framework. So to achieve the enhancing and improving of the quality of life equally for all within society.

plurethics, can best be defined as the main attribute of social Liberalism.

by Baron Neville May 14, 2016

pretendinitis

classic way that runners fake an injury. It's a pseudo-injury that afflicts lazy athletes who use it to get out of running practice. They tell their coach that they can't run because they have "tendinitis."

"I heard you have pretendinitis."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you bs'ed your coach to get out of the long workout. You claimed that you had tendonitis, even though you're clearly fine and just pretending."

by drizzly.ivan.96 March 1, 2017

Pretenglish

A fake English accent. Short for pretend English, or pretentious English.

Guy: "Blimey! That bloke's a bloody wanker! Bullocks!"

Other guy: "Stop speaking Pretenglish, you're from Arizona."

by parallel_master April 2, 2019

pretendica

weed that looks really good but isn't

i smoked that pretendica shit and i'm still not high

by candilin detroit October 20, 2008