Poopy Punt

When you simply kick/punt someone in the ass and they shit their pants. However, they don't have to be wearing pants to be officialy poopy punted, they can be wearing underwear, a thong or g string, manties, gonch, or nothing at all...

Erica: Why do you smell so bad?
Tracy: I just got poopy punted now I have to go home and wash my poopstain gonch.

by kewiwi December 15, 2008

Muffed the Punt

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

by soccerfag September 28, 2009

Turd Punt

Passing an undesirable job to a co-worker.

That Johnson file really looked like a bitch of a job, so I'm going to turd punt it to Mason. He's going to kill me when he finds out.

by stratocaster July 22, 2008

jade puget

Plays AMAZING guitar for AFI along with bandmates such as Davey Havok. Pulls off pink ties quite nicely, and is absolutely beautiful. If I were a teenybopper he would be 'hot'.

Man, can Jade Puget ever rock that guitar!

by Erica March 17, 2004

dog punt

Tossing a dog in the air and then kicking it as far as possible.

My girlfriend's poodle is so fucking annoying that I'm gonna give it the dog punt one day.

by Big Freeze July 18, 2006

Punter Pussy

A vagina that is so stretched out and loose that a man’s whole leg could fit inside of it.

I fucked Stacy last night, but she had a punter pussy, so it wasn’t great.

by Zack_M18 June 27, 2021

muff-punt

a swift kick to the hooch

Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.

by J Walter Weatherman September 14, 2006