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Professor Sean Hinton

A Professor Sean Hinton (usually shortened to a 'Sean Hinton' or a 'Prof Sean') is a cocktail. Served in a tall glass with ice it is composed of two shots of Jamieson's irish whisky, two shots of Jack Daniel's and is topped up with coke.

The purpose of a cocktail is to make spirits more palatable, a Professor Sean Hinton employs Jamieson's to take the edge off Jack Daniel's, unconventionally creating a more alcoholic beverage in the process.
"I'd like a Professor Sean Hinton please"
by bostasp_pub_crew September 17, 2008
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@professorgway

Known on Twitter for roleplaying, @professorgway often lands on his dick.
@professorgway: I landed on my dick! (October 27, 2014)
by cactiiero October 28, 2014
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Video Professor

A nasty little tape worm that will suck the money out of you for the rest of your life if you allow him to infect you.

Video professor says that you can try his shitty product for free but fails to mention the fine print: the fine print states that you agree to be charged $80 to hundreds of dollars a month for other CD's and you may not even get the CD's.

The internet is filled with people who were deceived by this lying bag of shit and are either having hundreds of dollars a month being charged to their credit cards or having hundreds of dollars being taken out of their bank accounts with no way to stop it.

Customer service sucks and will make it almost impossible (if it is even possible) to stop the charges.

DONT FALL FOR THIS SCAM!!
Wife: "Ah yes our monthly credit statements just came in the mail hun. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"

Husband: "What's the matter?"

Wife: "we have been charged $180 dollars on our credit card! But we hardly even used it this month."

Husband: "Whats it for?"

Wife: "Video professor..."

Husband: "Those bastards. Im calling those assholes right now! (Dials video professor)"

Rep 1: "Hello this is Ron from Video Professor how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything!"

Rep 1: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 2: "Hello I am Hubbard how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything!"

Rep 2: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 3: "Hello I am Smith how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your shitty company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything! How many times am I going to explain this??! "

Rep 4: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 5: "Hello I am Monson how may I help you?"

Husband: "I JUST WANT A FUCKING REFUND!!! "

(Rep hangs up)
by FennecFox444 October 18, 2012
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Mr doctor professor Patrick

The most intelligent being of all the universe discovered gravity and inventor of the lightbulb, mirror, and mayonnaise instrument.
“That’s mr doctor professor Patrick to you!”
by Thesauce1 August 14, 2019
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Professor Frink

Scientist-like person on The Simpsons that tends to mumble and use the word "glayven" a lot
Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the......... person.....oh boy.... that monkey is gonna pay.
by The Neiler July 10, 2003
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Consult Professor Hans Jerkov

To wank
by Dollarbill85 September 1, 2010
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the lady doth protest too much

When somebody keeps denying something to the point where you start to think they actually did it

From Hamlet
"I never borrow your clothes. I have enough of my own clothes that I would never take from your closet... You would know if I borrowed them"

"the lady doth protest too much... Why would you be so passionately denying something you weren't accused of"
by Nobody9 November 10, 2013
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