Profalactic

Scientific word for a condom.

"Make sure to use a profalactic, you don't wanna get that woman pregnant!"

by SxFxZ August 10, 2007

magic portal

the trip you get when you're really baked and you go from one place to another in what seems like 5 seconds but is really 10-15 minutes and you dont remember anything that happened within that time period.

tristan-"whoa. magic portal. werent we just at Dead Duck like, two seconds ago?"

emma-"no, that was a long time ago."

by corabora December 15, 2008

h protagonist

hentai protagonist

You will never be an h protagonist stop growing out your hair over your eyes you look stupid

by Tea-Man's Identity was stolen July 1, 2022

Anime Protagonist

Someone who cannot take a hint and is generally a bit slow

Girl: *Leans in for a kiss*
Guy: "What are you doing?"
Girl: "Stupid anime protagonist!"

by TheFreddo August 16, 2017

protarded

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

Protard

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010

king of the portal

As seen on Newgrounds.

The Flash animator who receives the most awards for his or her work within a month is named King of the Portal. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards.

Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is King of the Portal.

Flash Animator: Well, although he technecally never won that award, some of his stuff is really funny.

by Connect the Dots September 6, 2005