postiche

Something that is false or a sham. Also means a hairpiece or toupee.

1. who is that guy trying to kid? He's postiche.

by Hey-La August 22, 2006

Brostache

A term of endearment used to describe one's exceptionally close friends. In the event that one may make an absolutely obsurdly idiotic comment, it may be used in a mocking way; as to say that said person would never be a close friend of the accuser. This term was invented by Rhett Smith.

Brostache, did you just whitness that effing hyper-shred?

Yeah, good one brostache, The Locust are talented.

by Rhett Smith November 9, 2008

pervstache

noun: a word that describes the mustache of a pedophile/future pedophile (or that of Michael Cleveland). For the full grown pedophile, the mustache is normal facial hair usually in the style of a fumanchu or something of the sorts. Now for the future pedophile, it is STRICTLY baby hair in the stache & goatee style.

WHOA! Look at the pervstache on that one!

by everyday09 March 27, 2007

Porkstache

1)Bacon draped over one's face in the place of a mustache.

2)Unexplainable things that are too complex for normal class words.

1) "Holy ass! What a glorious porkstache that trucker has!"
2) "Oh, Porkstache. That's occurrence is so unfortunate."

by Pork M8 August 31, 2010

prostable

One capable of prostitution. Opposite of improstable

Damn she's prostable; I'd pay to sleep with her.

by ajfajn May 27, 2011

prostate soldier

A man who has anal intercourse with men on leave.

Bro, did you know deric was a prostate soldier?

Yeah man he's had sex with all the guys in my platoon.

by GingerChrist420 June 19, 2016

Prostathot

Someone who acts all Innocent but they a tru hoe and has a new partner every week

Me and my friends always gossip about the prostathots.

by Hanban2020 February 3, 2020