Procrastabatorsale

You have an exam, but there is an ‘end of season sale‘, shopping is like a benzo for stress!

Fuck I’m exam stressed- either give me a Valium or I’m going to a procrastabatorsale!!!

by Conspear September 4, 2020

pooprastinate

When you know you have to poop, but you don't want to, so you put off the task of pooping as long as you can, even if it's painful, just so that you can do something else that is more interesting, or more important.

Me: I pooprastinate so much lately, that by the time I finally have to go, I can't because I'm constipated from all of the compacted poop.

Friend: Dude that's really unhealthy, you shouldn't do that.

Me: I know, it's a problem. I blame Valheim.

by numbskull38 February 28, 2021

procrastbation

When you are avoiding doing something such as writing a paper, and you decide to masturbate.

I had to write a 10 page paper, and I'm worn out from all the procrastbation

by Libraryguy April 14, 2021

Procrastadrink

Drinking to put off/avoid doing what needs to be done.

You have one thing to do today, don't ask your friends to come over and procrastadrink.

by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai January 4, 2022

Procrapstination

Taking time before an important task to enjoy the simple pleasures of a long crap.

"procrapstination always gets in the way of my studies, less tacobell and I would probably be able to get more work done" -Frederick Douglas

by Leeskeez July 7, 2011

procrastatweeter

when someone does something then tweets about it much later in the day, week, month, ect.

Jack went to that wedding 3 weeks ago and just tweeted "That wedding was AWESOME"!
He is a ProcrastaTweeter

by emilycelesti August 31, 2010

procrasbooknating

Using Facebook as a way to procrastinate from pressing matters.

I'm procrasbooknating from reading my English assignment that is due tomorrow.

by MysteMyst February 5, 2010