Prophet

Prophet = Sammy Lawrence

sassy salami is a prophet to bendy

by megachad6900 December 8, 2021

The Prophet Yahweh

In the book, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' the first Adam (human) is known as "The Prophet Yahweh.'

The Prophet Yahweh is God in the flesh.

by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021

The Prophet Yahweh

The Prophet Yahweh is the first man created by God in the book entitled, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor."

"The Prophet Yahweh, is God made in the flesh."

by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021

The Prophet YHWH

Where the name "YHWH" originates. Spirit went into man, and then he existed.

The Prophet YHWH is actually the Father of every living soul on earth.

by The Prophet Naziyr September 17, 2021

Barstool Prophet

A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.

I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.

by msacco July 25, 2025

Prophets and Thieves

To rock harder than you have ever fucking rocked before. To bring it heavy and fuck shit up on stage at a rock show.

Example: “Can’t wait to go out tonight and watch Metallica go all Prophets and Thieves on the stage!”

“That band was so Prophets and Thieves tonight! I would see them again”

by Jimip725 November 16, 2025

Prophetting

When you or your boy drops facts or knowledge like a prophet would but you lowk don’t wanna sin and commit blasphemy so you just tell them they’re spitting like a prophet would (ur NOT LITERALLY saying they’re a prophet)

“Yo bro just crack and tell her you’re not tryna get cuffed because you want something casual”

“You’re lowkey prophetting right now”

by Snuzzfinder_15 November 17, 2025