Promit

Promit is a green frog, also known as a loser and dead last

Christina: look at promit the frog guys

Adrain: haha, did you guys see my ig post about promit "has no friends"

by BlakeKarmaMidnight February 23, 2019

Promit

The act of becoming so intoxicated during prom that you puke everywhere

Did you see La'dasha last night? that bitch promited all over the dance floor

by Leslie Dolphin May 9, 2014

promotions

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.

(porn or gore is posted)
Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"
Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"

by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009

primitivo

Primitivo is a pansexual man, finding trouble to come out to his family, while also having trouble admiting he's attracted to his older sister.

Primitivo is a cool ass dude but he touched my penis, claiming it was soft.

by ihatenigs1 March 15, 2017

Irish Promotion

A demotion.

The boss calls me into the office today for an Irish promotion and the next thing I know is I'm polishing port-a johns in August.

by Fucks-A-Lot November 7, 2011

promii

an evil weirdo who's also trustworthy, funny and sweet; this person also has great timing and knows how to be a great friend.

Promii where'd you go? I miss you so.

by Jenny Mark January 4, 2010

Proitis

The very common combination of the laziness a student exhibits on their senior year of high school, otherwise known as senioritis, and procrastination. Thus, senioritis + procrastination = proitis.

1: Dude, have you done your enlgish paper yet?
2: Naw, i will turn it in next class
1: It was due 3 weeks ago! You definately have proitis
2: Can't help it...

by guess who denda is April 25, 2011