Profanish

Profanish: A type of language based solely on cursing. Some people are bi-lingual, being proficient in both English and Profanish.

Yeah, he's liquid in {Profanish.}Once, I remember he said "A rose by any other name... is just plain fucked up."

by tr57 October 20, 2009

Profanwich

A variant of the "sir sandwich."

Commonly used (regretably) in the workplace. While the "sir sandwich" is the absolute hieght of professionalism and respect, the Profanwich is the ultimate lack of professionalism, the anti-sir sandwich.

Sh**, that copy machine is jammed, f**k. ->Profanwich

by ccindyclerk November 30, 2009

Profanitation

The art of producing a long, coherent stream of well elocuted profanities with no grammatical errors.
Often used in terms of sarcastic response.

A - 'Go to hell, you steaming bag of putrescent cockslime! You are a disgrace to the shit heap of humanity! The best part of that bloated, greasy bag of puss you call a body got flushed down the shitter when you were five! You ugly, cunting pile of rotten manure!'

B - 'Good show, by Jove! Such an charming adventure into the art of literary profanitation. Fuck you too!'

by Alyxandr December 28, 2011

Pronapsturbate

When you make the decision to jerk off instead of doing work, and end up taking a nap afterwards

Teach: Where dat assignment doe?
Rob: I don't know, I must have pronapsturbated instead of writing this paper.
Teach: I too get caught in pronapsturbation loops.

by Ello M8 March 9, 2016

prolapstitute

A person that has sold their ass for sex so many times that their anus has prolapsed.

After taking on 22 guys in the locker room Mary became a prolapstitute

by j03l the great November 1, 2017

Profaninate

Mean you are make of laundry profaninate cussing ya boiii

You are a big profaninater

by Laundrylover666 May 2, 2018

Prolapsturbate

To prolapsturbate is to sneakily slip your hand inside the prolapsed anus of your beloved while hitting that bitch doggy stylee, and feel your pork hammer through the vaginal wall, which gives the illusion of tightness.

Steve: hey jarrod how was last night?

Jarrod: pretty good Steve, I met a new girl at the smarter parlour.
Steve: did she have Alabama rot like the last one?
Jarrod: no way, I checked first, she did have an amazing prolapse though.
Steve: oh that's really nice, I hope you enjoyed your prolapsturbation then jarrod.
Jarrod: I did Steve, she's a keeper, she's my little glove puppet, I think I'm in love again, you know I love to prolapsturbate.

Steve, that's good jarrod, you deserve a nice girl.

by Fzx911 June 7, 2019