Poot

An unidentified substance excreted from the female genetalia after an orgasm. Usually brown in color and blamed on other people. Other forms of the word include poots, pooted, pootage, pooty poots, and pootles.

Person 1: "That was a great orgasm!"
Person 2: "What is that brown poot coming out of you?"
Person 1: "I don't know, it must be from you!"
Person 2: "I think you definitely had some pootage on that."

by D's Hoes December 9, 2008

poot

a faint release of internal gases, what gang gang calls people that aren't sweetpies

i just pooted in his mouth!!

ur a poot and im a sweetpie!

by kboheezy December 6, 2004

poot

another word for poop,meaning digested food coming out of your butt

poot on you

by grundle monster September 24, 2003

poot

The ridge that runs down the middle of a man's scrotum.

He made her lick his poot, which ticled him so.

by Sean Chris December 28, 2005

poot

Poot has been known as the lack of a male sexual genatle. Also to be known as somthing that rymes with 'woot'

Wow, that guy has a poot.

Woot to the Poot and in the boot!

by Jessen July 2, 2003

poot

a poo and a toot at the same time, poop ,fart

Somebody pooted...
Oh what's that poot smell?!?!
Your're a poot ball

by staringatpeoplehehe March 10, 2014

Poot

Demi Lovato's evil twin.

Why buy Confident by Demi Lovato when you can support her twin sister, Poot Lovato, instead? Buy Unsure on iTunes!

by frickfrackpattywhack December 28, 2015