poontang bluff

When your female significant other threatens to withhold sex to control your actions. With no intention of actually following through with this threat.

Man A - “Man we should get mullets,”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”

by Aaayyyy December 2, 2022

reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

Poonin

adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.

past tense/noun: pooner

Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!

Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.

Example 2:

Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!

Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...

Mary: what a fucking pooner!!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

poontang

pussy; by extension, a girl, a good time or sex.

From French "putain" = "hooker", adopted to American English during the Vietnam War, obviously as the going word for personal relief.

Also "pootang" or simply "poon".

"I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner." -- Gunny Sgt. Tom Highway in "Heartbreak Ridge" (1986)

"Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine!" -- ibidem

by Wurstbrot July 3, 2007

poontang

poon another word for pussy.

poontang is poontang. unless its fat poontang

by Barn Barn March 10, 2007

Poonta

Shortened version of "POONTANG". Slang term used by guys for describing the vagina of females. Can also be used to describe not only the vagina but also the whole female.

1) Look at that poonta over there!
2) I bet she has a tight poonta!
3) I need to get me some poonta tonight!

by ozbo June 11, 2006

poont

Fart. Came from sound.

"You hear that duck crawl under the table?"

"Did you just Poont?"

by Justin Drust October 12, 2002