principled policy wonk

Any republican who thinks McCellan is a flack for telling the truth about past lies.

I'm a principled policy wonk, not a turncoat.

by Heyseed June 2, 2008

privacy policy

When you updated your privacy policy and you want everybody to know

1:hey!
2:what?
1:WE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POLICY
2:*punches 1 in the face*

by A normal humanoid June 13, 2018

Wal*Mart Policy

1. When you've received terrible service.

2. Getting screwed over royal.

1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy

2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!

by Grendare April 3, 2010

hands off policy

an idea where a friend or a sibling cannot fiddle with the girl that you desire

he applied the hands off policy when they were together

by Call me Babes 1-800-FuckMyButt April 6, 2017

ocean policy

Not banning depleted uranium, or any other policy regarding depleted uranium.

DUBs are not topical on the term "ocean policy" because it is a depleted uranium policy.

by Urban Dictionary Staff March 2, 2004

Privacy Policy

Lies and secrets!

The privacy policy's small-print said that by using this site my kidneys may fail. I failed to recognise this statement and now I am in hospital with a lap-top registering my digust through-out the world.

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

Open Door Policy

a policy that requires all doors to remain open at all times, generally due to an ex-convict's aversion to doors being closed because they make him feel like he's back in the joint

House guest: Man, what the hell you opening the bathroom door for when I'm in there takin' a shit?!
Home owner (ex-con): If you're gonna stay here you're gonna have to abide by the Open Door Policy.

House guest: What the hell you talkin' about?!
Home owner (ex-con): Ever since I did that 6 months in Statesville, I can't have any doors closed in my house. I get to feeling like I'm locked in and I bug the fuck out, Dogg. The Open Door Policy is as much for your safety as for mine.
House guest: That seems fair, homie.

by jeanshorts August 16, 2010