cash point cripple

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.

Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser

by janeizgood March 13, 2008

philly points

When the hairline of your sideburns is cut to come to a point.

Yo you got dem philly points wit dat fresh ass fade kid.

by Nick609 April 7, 2008

Dick Points

The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.

Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.

Example one:

Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!

Guy2: So fucking what?

Guy1: LOL you must like have 3

Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit

Guy1: LOL stfu n00b

Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?

Example two:

Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111

Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.

by Dintastic January 20, 2009

Chill Points

Points awarded for being chill.

"I got yelled at by this bitch today and I just walked away"
"You get mad chill points for that one, bro."

by emily&scott6318 May 11, 2009

Amish Point

When someone does not keep up with popular trends in technology. It usually manifests as a deliberate refusal to embrace new programs or devices. Can also be used as a defiant statement when experiencing difficulty while learning a new technology.

“Why does John still use a flip phone?”
“He’s reached his Amish Point and hasn’t gotten a smart phone. He doesn’t know what he’s missing.” Smh

“I won’t let Windows 10 defeat me. I haven’t reached my Amish Point yet!”

by Summer_Better_Than_Others September 3, 2017

brayden point

Brayden Point is a great hockey player. He is a big reason Tampa won the stanley cup in 2020

Did you know Tampa Bay won the stanley cup in 2020?
Yeah cause of Brayden Point.

by Whehhe November 27, 2021

Clavt Points

This word is used to describe a person on how greedy they are and if they are bragging too much.

IMW has Clavt Points of 999.

by Eniar303 January 20, 2022