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Panic Paralysis

Fear of COVID-19 causing paralysis of healthcare systems, reduced efficiency, and overuse of personal protective equipment.
It took you 3 hours to see one patient?! Wow, talk about panic paralysis.
by BDR9595 March 31, 2020
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diarrhoea panic

I was on my way home from my local Indian, when all of a sudden I had a harsh case of diarrhoea panic.
by tylrh_ September 29, 2018
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Toledo Panic Button

1. When you shoot your partner to prove you’re not in working together.

2. Pretending to catch a criminal in the act that you are in fact working with.

3. Con-artist pretending to turn on each other in-order to dupe the Mark.
1. Richard Rovair used the old Toledo Panic Button tactic and shot his friend then pretended to give chase when the Mob Boss caught them stealing. Lucky for his friend it was only a flesh wound.

2. Tommy didn't almost get shot by accident. Hughes Johnson pulled a Toledo Panic Button on him when when his neighbors came home they found Tommy and Hughes inside their house, and their expensive plants being stolen. Hughes said he heard a strange noise, went to check it out, and saw someone stealing. His neighbors think Hughes is a hero now.

~EmptyFace
by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace February 27, 2015
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penicular

having the shape of a penis.
Josh:Your head is so penicular
Kevin: Thanks!
by Allie Steele October 17, 2006
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Bigfoot Police

An infamous group of players on a game called "MapleStory".

Due to poor parenting and a lack of real life happiness, these players log onto the game with one goal in mind- to ruin other players gaming experience. They use hacks to disconnect other players, and "kill steal" a highly sought after monster- Bigfoot.

It is widely accepted that if these losers ever improve their personal hygiene enough to feel the touch of a woman in real life, they may lose interest in being such d-bags. Until then, they believe themselves to be cool in the game, but in reality are pitied by the rest of the gaming population for their sad existence.
Because I have all sorts of self confidence issues in real life, I will go onto MapleStory and ruin other people's experience by acting like the BF Police.

"Hey Bob, are you heading to Julia's house tonight, I heard her parents were out of town?" "Yup, I do indeed have a date tonight, something that a member of the Bigfoot Police won't ever say".
by Sarcastrific August 12, 2010
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seasoning police

A black person. Refers to the black community's tendency to criticize white dishes that are not made with "flavuh powdas" even when fresh ingredients are used instead that are exactly the same as the contents of these dehydrated and powdered seasonings.
If in your brain you only view seasoning as things like garlic powder, onion powder, or maybe something like rosemary, if this is what you view as seasoning and seasoning only, let me pose you a question. What does this come from? Granulated garlic, what is that? Garlic? Onion powder, what does that come from? Dehydrated onion? Let's take a look at this spice rub. Dehydrated garlic, onion, and bell pepper. Hmm. What is so funny to me is that if I had just doused my chicken in this rub and this rub alone, the seasoning police would be out of my comments, they wouldn't even be in there. But the second it's fresh garlic, fresh onion, fresh bell pepper, it's automatically not seasoning?
by wypipofood March 22, 2023
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Prius Panic

1. A sudden feeling of intense dread associated with the Toyota Prius hybrid automobile.

Owners of the formerly chic enviro-friendly car now live in fear that their vehicle will suddenly accelerate out of control, propelling them over a cliff.

2. The scourge of the Toyota PR Department. Whether true or not, millions of people now believe that the Prius is a dangerous car.
"My wife insists on driving my old Chevy Mailbu to work now. She's got a bad case of Prius Panic."
by Peter Kobs March 11, 2010
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