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It started off as just the "porn" mag(hey come on, playboy's not really porn, it's sorta like FHM - pretty girls posing naked. Penthouse is porn cause it gets all close and personal with female's erogenous zones)but now the whole company's been exploited into a lingerei, jewelery and general merchandise label. People who are over 50 really should understand that a girl wearing a diamante playboy choker or whatever is not some sort of cheap whore you indulges daily in promiscous sexual acts. She's just a chick who recognises that playboy is now a popular, fashionable label. Thanks to Playboy, buying present for groovy, funky people under 30 (no age discrimination meant, if you are over 30 and love playboy then good on you, you're part of a very cool minority group).
"Ohmigod, that is the coolest playboy bracelt/top/bag/etc! Where did you get it?"
by ice_berg September 12, 2004
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playboy

A popular mens magazine also known as the "poor man's internet"
That dude's so po', he gotta git his porn from da playboy.
by the_writer_side June 22, 2004
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Playboyed

Is when u ejaculate u pull out quickly and then u party boy right in her face so your cum goes all over her face
Dude last night I playboyed my wife
by Mushafucka June 30, 2009
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Playboi Carti

Gay vampire who lies to his fans.
Playboi Carti: narcissist 9/13/21
9/13/21: comes and passes
Carti fans: where the album at?
Carti:
by Nimnex March 6, 2022
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Polish Playboy

noun. A free and easily attainable catalog or advertisement which shows women dressed in their bra and underwear which males view because they can't afford or are too young to buy a real Playboy magazine.
Roger is going to be really happy when he gets home as the mailman delivered his Polish Playboy today.
by Bearstradamus January 16, 2016
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satanic playboy

A Catholic that says hes a satanist but was actually raped by the priest then said he was satanist. He says he took college in elementary and has pink hair like he wants to be an anime chick.He fell in love with his left hand. He always says something sexual to every guy he knows.
by donnytells November 16, 2016
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Playboy

A magazine guys read for the tantilizing articles.
Playboy article: "10 Things Guys should know about what Woman are Thinking"
by Taintfuck September 27, 2004
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