splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

by Rick S. December 1, 2004

platters

1. A set of cans (rack) that defies gravity, as if supported by, or served up on platters.

One monstrous set of platters is almost
too much for any man.

by pmc November 2, 2002

manhattan hot platter

the act of placing fecal matter in a female's mouth, and then her performing oral sex.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Pooh-Pooh Platter

A honking big platter that has a staggering array of meat, pickle and cracker comboes on it.

"The Pooh-Pooh Platter is to die for!"

by Michael Reiter May 18, 2003

pittsburg platter

Moron, it is spelled "Pittsburgh". You forgot the "h" and no one I have known in the 29 years of my life in PGH. is into this. Howard Stern made it up for some gay ass reason.

sllllaaaapppppp
mmmmeeeaaaaattt

by slapmeat August 4, 2003

Party Platter

When there is semen, shit, vomit, and mustard on your cock and you stick it in a hoe's mowf

That hoe was down for anything so I offered her my best party platter.

by candigurrrrl July 17, 2009

captain's platter

To pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.

I had diarrhea and didn't have time to lift the lid, so I left a big soupy captain's platter.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006