plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.

That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!

by Big D January 9, 2003

lick the plate

eating a pussy after you've blown it

by Hazza May 21, 2003

Man Plate

A deep, most often glass, plate used exclusively by theman of the house.

A symbol of his station.

Incorrectly referred to by woman as a "pie plate"

Here is your dinner hun.

Woman, this isnt my Man Plate!

It's dirty.

Then wash it before my steak gets cold!

by FakeScreen2000 July 23, 2010

china plate

n. Cockney rhyming slang for "mate". A chum, firend.

"Jesus an' is twelve china's" -From "the bible in cockney (well, part of it)"

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

jersey plates

A popular tri-state term for "tramp stamps".

Check out the jersey plates on that one!

by JustAnotherGuyHeyYo May 11, 2009

on your plate

What you've bitten off to chew; your responsibilities, either given to you or self-imposed.

Seeing the long list of chores he had written for himself to do in a day, the boy's mother said, "You've got an awful lot on your plate there, son!"

by paulpaxman January 21, 2010

Plate tosser

A plate tosser is a rarely used "derogatory" term towards Asians. It refers to the idea that Asians name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound they make.

Example of a plate tosser name: Ching Chong Ding

by WTF;POPTART?* January 5, 2009