plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.
That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!
by Big D January 09, 2003
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lick the plate

eating a pussy after you've blown it
by Hazza May 22, 2003
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Man Plate

A deep, most often glass, plate used exclusively by theman of the house.

A symbol of his station.

Incorrectly referred to by woman as a "pie plate"
Here is your dinner hun.

Woman, this isnt my Man Plate!

It's dirty.

Then wash it before my steak gets cold!
by FakeScreen2000 July 23, 2010
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china plate

n. Cockney rhyming slang for "mate". A chum, firend.
"Jesus an' is twelve china's" -From "the bible in cockney (well, part of it)"
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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on your plate

What you've bitten off to chew; your responsibilities, either given to you or self-imposed.
Seeing the long list of chores he had written for himself to do in a day, the boy's mother said, "You've got an awful lot on your plate there, son!"
by paulpaxman January 21, 2010
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Plate tosser

A plate tosser is a rarely used "derogatory" term towards Asians. It refers to the idea that Asians name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound they make.
Example of a plate tosser name: Ching Chong Ding
by WTF;POPTART?* January 06, 2009
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