Dan the panini man

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020

Pinning

The act of getting browned/blacked out at the bowling alley, usually resulting in throwing a ball into a neighboring lane, pissing off old fat guys (bowlers). Can also include vomiting, fighting, or shitting your pants on the lane.

Cody is pinning so hard tonight... he just puked all over his bowling ball, and then threw himself down the lane!

by D-Raz800 December 26, 2011

pifinity

A huge number that starts with 314

it does NOT have a decimal point between 3 and 1 which makes it bigger than Pi-infinity

I love Jeff Pifinity times more than he loves video games.

by Hillary (math expert of her relationship) June 2, 2008

peninis

A penis pressed in a waffle iron or panini press. This word combines the words "panini" and "penis." The term peninis was coined by podcaster Griffin McElroy.

Yeah, I'm into sexual waffle irons; just stick your dick into a sandwich maker and get a peninis...

by griffinmcelroystan69 May 5, 2020

meanie panini

when someone is being really rude, annoying or hateful and you like Gordon Ramsey's TV shows.

OMG she is such a meanie panini

by HAleigh kearcia April 20, 2018

panini pussy

a pussy often filled with meat and/or cheese

o man that was a good panini pussy i had last night

by partypoon March 5, 2009

twin pining

The inexplicable act when there is a queue at the cashpoint and someone withdraws money with one card only to remove it and use a second card to withdraw more, hence adding a twin to her first pin baby!!

'Why were you so long?'... 'Some dick was at the cashpoint twin pining'

by Waves14 August 23, 2011