Dick-pining

Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.

Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."

by goin' hoggin December 6, 2010

5 Pipers Piping

When your having an orgy and 5 girls are sucking the same dick simultaneously

Oh my God look at those 5 Pipers Piping on John!

by Baconbitties December 17, 2016

piping hot laxative

Coffee, well known for its mysterious laxative properties

Hey, I'm a little constipated; would you mind picking me up a piping hot laxative at Starbucks?

by MamaLemma March 5, 2008

pixing

Mixing pictures to music

I was pixing my new tune with some online images.

by Mapmark March 14, 2016

double piping

When two penises are filling a woman at the same time. Can be any combination of holes - one penis at each end, or both in the same hole.

I can't believe Jeremy and your dad gave your mom a double piping this morning! Does she have my #?

Christine was super enthusiastic for the two-for-one deal until she realized it was just an old-fashioned double piping.

by A Man123 April 26, 2014

Texas BBQ sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking

Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.

Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!

by mothertruckerdude6969 June 12, 2018

pimping

adj. to be involved with many women injunction with great material wealth

You be pimping hommie. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by og187pl December 18, 2005