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plastorum

An open forum situation where drunken judgement is handed down, its directives usually being incorrect or ill-advised.
We held an early morning plastorum to determine who had taken a big dump the couch during the night when we were all passed out... or so we thought!
by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003
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pastorizing

The process of smearing a person's name for political purposes due to what their pastor may have said. Named after the barrage of media coverage (mostly Fox News) and ensuing political opponents attempting to discredit Barrack Obama based on what his retired pastor, Jeremiah Wright, has said in the past couple of years in relations to racial prejudice in America.

Not to be confused with "pasteurizing" -- the process of killing bacteria by heating fluids to 180 degrees F or when the turkey or other political candidates are cooked until undesirable rubbery state.
Let's see if Obama can survive the pastorizing process of this election heat.
by sputnikinspace March 29, 2008
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Pastordom

The world in which pastors live. Often very different from what most people think. A world of conflict and humor, mixed with oxymorons...well, mainly a bunch of morons. A world where people expect weird and unnatural things that have been instilled by tradition. People usually think pastors are not normal people, and thereby won't get a joke or have a real sense of humor. Most pastors watch Family Guy much to the chagrin of the public.
"Jose just died. Someone look for a clergy. You can find one in the world of pastordom. It is like the yellowpages for pastors."

"He wouldn't get that joke about MeMo because he lives in pastordom."
by pastord March 7, 2010
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pastorversary

The anniversary of the day one became ordained as a pastor. The anniversary of the day one became a reverend.
Today I celebrate my 1 year pastorversary, the day I became a minister.
by ggbolt16 December 8, 2010
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Pastorejazo

Is a Colombian slang that means "hit". Pastorejazo is use in case like to give one or receive it from somebody or something.
Mom: Daniel if you don't stop this trifles I will give you a pastorejazo.

when I wake up, as usually I stretched so suddenly I get a pastorezo with the cabin bunk
by Carolina D. January 4, 2011
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Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.
Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.
by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011
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pisstort

I feel totally pisstorted right now.
don't try to pisstort me
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