Pemus

a replacement word for penis

Dude, that pemus is massive

by Captain Pemus September 28, 2008

Tapinel Pessi

An international fraud , Argentinan Footballer Messi is known as Tapinel pessi because he always scores tapins or else he can't score and still celebrates shameless like he scored a good goal

Tapinel pessi scored 2 tapins today

by Viswas November 23, 2021

peluso

The most good looking,self confident,attractive creatures in this world.

Kaylee look at that hottie hes such a peluso we should get some digits.

by lynnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 5, 2008

Pessi

Nickname of the football player Lionel Messi, known for statpadding against small football clubs in Spain and claiming big awards that he doesn't deserve. Also known for ghosting against big football clubs in the Champions League.

Boy 1: "Pessi is finished, he can only score against Osasuna"

Boy 2: Sadly, my Idol Pessi is not as good as Cristiano Ronaldo"

by Sutr December 10, 2021

pessiconomist

A person who fancies him/herself an economist and takes a pessimistic view of the economy.

He is always forecasting the next great depression, he is such a pessiconomist.

by snyperjack March 29, 2009

happy pessimism

the "happy pessimism"-movement ist a new kind of subculture for young intelligent peolple which know about the irresistible apocalypse but regardless still trying to make the best out of it.

Duddley: Ayo MC, everything ist gettin´ bad, people will destroy each other, money over emotions and stealing vinyl is illegal...
MC: For sure, Duddley, but try to take it easy - Happy Pessimism, Cousin! Peace.

by CJ Kinkel August 4, 2006

Pessi-douche

One who is the combination of a pessimist and a douchebag. Usually has a constant annoying, negative outlook on life and anyones ideas except theirs. If told they are a pessimist, they will usually try to play it off by being even more of a pessi-docuhe.

Serious cases of pessi-doucheness may result in the argument of how .999...=1 when clearly no one gives a fuck, a constant reminder of some past-argument which had something to do with their pessi-doucheness, or the rejection of hanging out with babes because they think it wont be fun

George "Hey lets go to that party tonight, theres gonna be a bunch of hot girls there, sounds awesome."

Charlie "Nah that doesn't sound too fun, lets just chill here and do nothing for another 4 hours."

George "God dam it your such a pessi-douche."

Charlie "No im not! Your the one with the stupid ideas."

by jajauaua October 5, 2009