Perculate

The noise when you milk a bong

Stoner 1: "Dude your bong perculates so loud!"

Stoner 2: "I know its awesome!" (takes hit)

by The_Man_With_Stuff September 14, 2011

2 percent

The percent of women in the world that are neither bitches or hoes. Therefore they are definitely worth caring for.
Antonym 98 percent

Cassie and Megan are being 2 percent right now, you can tell they really want to be here.

by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009

dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

by Jack Bell June 25, 2007

perculator

from a video commented by famous youtuber RayWilliamJohnson. Its a dance that is done on a glass table and you break the glass and is said the glass will go in somewhere...

its time for the perculator! its time for the perculator! (glass table breaks) I think it went into my....?

by xiao k February 11, 2010

perculating

When a man's flaccid penis becomes engorged with love juice

Bobs perculating look tf out

by Ermhhhrgr June 14, 2016

Percentist

Having a bias against someone because of the percentage (generally low) of a particular race they are.

Chris told me that I cannot use the dark brown thumbs up emoji because I am only 2% African, he's such a percentist.

by 2% in the right places November 30, 2018