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peng

yeah so it’s like some really attractive person. usually used in London with roadmen. like for example if someone had some nice makeup and you liked them you would call them peng or just nice in general.
dayum, hannah is peng! look at that ass move. I wanna slap that ass!

mmm, these are proper peng wings! where did you buy them from?
by narutolover1243 October 20, 2018
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two penguins in a suit

Often confused with two chickens in some pants, it is in fact two penguins- Topsy and Bertram- in a suit, also known as (aka) the mod Avid Spark
Gamer 1: What's up with that mod?
Gamer 2: He's two penguins in a suit.
Gamer 1: Oh, that explains it.
by Notintoracism December 20, 2010
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pokey the penguin

1 : Pokey the Penguin lives with his family in the arctic circle!!! Say hello to Pokey!!!!!

2 : Pokey the Penguin is an educational children's cartoon! Pokey and his pals have fun and learning about the hazards of the arctic circle!
Pokey the Penguin lives at aich tee tee pee co lin slash slash yellow five dot com slash pokey slash.
by Emme December 22, 2003
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No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.
Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.
by reillan January 29, 2006
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Penguin Pounding

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!
"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"
by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009
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Pengers

A word used to describe a good situation, or an attractive person.
Fred Blogs is pengers!
Going to see that film would be pengers.

ETC
by Athlyn January 23, 2008
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Penguin Waddle

The uncomfortable and visually peculiar method of walking that one must utilize after being on the receiving end of anal sex.
Oh man, look at that penguin waddle! Shana must've been rammed hard last night.
by mr exx February 21, 2009
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