harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.

“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”

by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023

Civil Air Patrol

The AUXILIARY of the United States Air Force. The Civil Air Patrol performs many missions including Search and Rescue, Disaster Relief and Aerospace Education. The Civil Air Patrol also had ground teams for search and rescue, and average 100 lives saved a year.

The Civil Air Patrol also has the largest fleet of single-engine aircraft in the world, complex VHF-FM and HF-SSB radio systems that allow for interoperabily with navy, air force, marine corps, coast guard, as well as disater relief organizations such as the red cross, FEMA, etc.

The Civil Air Patrol is a national asset that at least does something useful, unlike the ROTC.

CAP owns you.

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

Gq patrol

Pulls pussy, land cruisers, and roots! Voted best vehicle by everyone. Commonly own by ex Toyota drivers that have learnt there cars were piss weak rust farms made for picking up blokes.

Dad sold his gq patrol and mum spilt up with him! Now dad is dating Jeff from the pub.

by Joshuafahy_69 January 14, 2018

Snow Patrol

Brilliant band who were formed in Dundee, Scotland(at uni) and whose members live in Glasgow but are from (all of them not just Gary) N.Ireland. And yes they are better than Coldplay. And no they are not new. Final Straw is their third album.

'Run' smacks cream crackers out of 'Yellow', on any day of the week.

by outlawstar October 8, 2004

honkey patrol

Law enforcement, otherwise known as honkies, coppers, cops or "police officers"

put that shit away its the honkey patrol!

by insanityredeemer October 16, 2006

Paw Patrol

The tv show that teaches kids many things that are fucked. It teaches them that now dogs can speak our language. It also breaks the laws of gravity on top of teaching kids that dogs can now drive all these trucks very well.

:( paw patrol is a messed up show.

by One little hellian November 13, 2017

Patronize

To treat someone as inferior as a result of some sort of help they accepted from you and to feel you have right to teach, control, or check on them. Clearly not a noble behavior.

A:When will Teresa's parents stop patronize her, checking up on her every breath all the time?...
B:Probably never! You know..people like them will feel like that with their children forever..

by cooltrixie June 20, 2016