Pastry

When someone is being super flaky but their so sweet you can’t help but forgive them

“Urrg I hate him so much, he’s such a pastry. Like I wanna dump him but he’s just so sweet”

by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019

French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

Zombie Pastry

Zombie Pastry is a nickname for Twisted Cosmo from Dandy's World

"Hey is that Zombie Pastry (Twisted Cosmo)"

by Palmpuff February 6, 2025

Pastry

Someone who’s super flaky like a pastry

“OMG he’s such a pastry”

“ I can’t count on you, you’re acting like a pastry”

by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019

pastry game

A group of males sitting in a circular formation around a pastry of their choice. The group of males start touching themselves until ejaculation. The last male to ejaculate must consume the pastry

"Jeff lost the pastry game and now he has herpes."

by Jack Hofferman April 3, 2015

morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.

Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.

by Otter91 November 20, 2022

frosting the pastry

1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.

"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."

by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003