partapillow

Slang for the imaginary lover (girlfriend in the more common straight context)of a guy whose only release is from maturbating.

"Who are you taking to the dance - Partapillow?"

by peterbiltguy December 17, 2008

Pasta Jockey

derogatory term for a wop or person of Italian descent

that fuckin pasta jockey stole my woman

by dasbarenjuden March 25, 2010

pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

by CyMatic December 17, 2011

Partaining

The act of tripling an opponents score in fantasy football, so as to metaphorically wipe your ass with their pride and render their team irrelevant in your fantasy league.

"Dude, did you lay a Partaining on him last weekend?" -Guy 1
"Yeah I Partained him hard, 152 to 49." -Guy 2
"That's crazy, he's so terrible." -Guy 1
"...I also had intercourse with his mother." -Guy 2

by commissionerfatguy September 29, 2014

Pareta

When niggas keep it 100 everywhere

Bro this nigga keep it pareta in the bronx

by Adrian sossa August 24, 2017

Parsya

"Persian man". Loves dark humour, but sweet on the inside. Loves good music. Pretty handsome and has an open mind. A fan of rich literature and generally open minded.

Person 1: Do you know Parsya?

Person 2: Yeah, he's a dude I'd love to have a drink with

by PMH1234 September 22, 2019

Parskahye

Armenians that are from Iran. They are made fun of 24/7 for having a specific Armenian accent. They stan Andy for clear skin. If you are parskahye, you typically listen to your parents talking about how much school was hard for them and how they walked to school everyday unlike you now, in America.

"Oh you're parskahye"
"Ya"
"Barev Barev Karmir Arev"
"No"

by Parskahye4life October 12, 2020